Neutrality (AP/TF/TG)

Transcript: “When I said I wanted to go bar hopping, this wasn’t what I had in mind…” You were underage, but really wanted to hang out at the bar with an older friend since midterm seasons finally ended. You were desperate enough to buy a fake ID on the Dark Web, but what came instead was a woman’s ID and some heart necklace. Bored, you put it on. That’s when the magical shapeshift happened. Your blonde hair grew out into a cascade of black, your body hair thinned to moot, legs and arms moved far around to a curvy waist and posterior, and crotch flared to heat until your sex organ inverted into a hole. And as these all progressed, your chest grew insanely sensitive and ballooned in size, stopping at a whopping E cup of all things. Taking the necklace turned you back, and wearing it turned you into a naked chick. Granted, you *were* legal. You put on a few years to become an adult woman. But the extra package right below your neck was really unneeded. You told your friend what happened and he believed you. The best you could do was buy a tight black turtleneck and stretch into some old jeans, which showed off your new butt and thighs more than you liked. Either way, this temporary disguise was your best bet at getting tipsy. “Just remember, I’m lesbian and I’m not going home drunk with some bloke, okay?” Art Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86285966

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