Artifact Theft (Inanimate Figurine TF/TG)

Transcript:

The Venus of Lespugue is like a historical anime figurine. It’s got a dumbly enormous ass and giant titties that its hands barely contain. Prized and worth thousands, you and a group of thieves came up with a plan to steal this artifact under everyone’s nose.

You were shrunk and turned into an absurdly thick, fertile rock doll. Using nanites, you perfectly reflected the original’s texture and faceless look. No one, not even archeologists, could tell you apart. You were simply an inanimate, humanless figure. The night of, the real thing was stolen and you were replaced it, held up by a black pedestal in front of the glass exhibit.

Once they find a seller, they’ll rob you and turn you back. That’s supposed to take one month. For now, you’ll be sitting there, unmoving as hundreds come to see your bountiful curves. Hopefully, you won’t be a mainstay at the museum beyond that period. And hopefully, no other thief group tries to rob you because they mistake you as the real thing.