Barista Newbie (RC/TF/TG)

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You want an iced latte… with breast milk?!

Er, ehh, y-you know I’m like a black guy, right….? Ok, yeah, I’m only white right now! This cafe only hires women, so they turned me into an Irish chick part-time. I-I… I barely even know how to dress myself in this green apron and do my hair. You really want my milk in your coffee? I mean, I’m kinda interested in lactating and the thought of someone enjoying my milk is kinda hot, but… but…!

… You know what? Fine. I’m practically nude, I’m interested, but you gotta help. C-Come over the counter… and squeeze it out of me yourself! Play with my nipples and suck on them if you want it that badly. Go ahead and massage my breasts, whatever, j-just angle it down to the cup and milk me like a dumb cow! A-And make it quick! You better leave a good tip!

Art Source: https://twitter.com/KenronToqueen/status/1447691938438651906

currently the only caption that matches my username so far