Rem Loving Oiran Figurine (Inanimate TF/TG)

Transcript:

There’s a certain group of people interested in renting figurines that have actual people transformed or possessed inside them. You, looking to make some beer money over the summer, found out about this and researched the process.

You took on some magical grey clay and covered yourself in it. Then, its properties shrunk you down to the 1/7 scale of a person. Retaining some autonomy, you slowly made your way to a mold and shut yourself in. That’s when you started taking shape with what the client wanted. Your human body solidified into something much less animate, and your masculinity was taken away as the mold imprinted the face of Rem, Re: Zero’s most popular character. Whatever male parts you had were replaced with a beautiful kimono. Your muscular legs were skinny and plastic. Same for your exposed chest, now bearing bountiful breasts. Such a loss in muscle mass and body size would contribute to the figurine’s base plate.

As the mold fell a part, it revealed the perfect grey replica of Rem’s oiran version. The magic clay hardened you into a pose in sandals holding up a kitsune mask while wearing an ornate flower headpiece. Then, magic filled your shell with color, and you were indistinguishable from any other Rem, stylized into the fictional character and sporting lovely red, purple and green robes. Purely an object of class and admiration. Her short bob blue hair and eyes, while made of material, shone factory-new quality.

Where there’s a niche, there’s a market. To the people who want a pretty Rem figure or what have you, there’re in luck. A kind shop owner will pick you up soon, she’ll put you in stock, you’ll be rented out, and the buyer gets to show off their new figure. Come the end of the month, you’re getting paid well over four digits. Maybe you might try staying a figurine for longer?

“Ehh, kinda boring staying still at some dude’s place,” You thought.

Art Source: https://www.theanimetal.com/product/rezero-rem-statue-oiran-dochu-ver-1-7-scale/

Inspired by TGCaptionCafe’s cap Rock Loving Figurine.